Jokes for kids

These are some of the jokes my daughter Alysse (aka Lizzy) found in some joke  books and wanted me to share them.

•  What did the sea say to the penguin?

      Nothing. It just waved.

• What does a nosey pepper do? 

     Gets jalapeno business

•   What gets wetter the more it dries?

     A towel

• Why did the picture go to jail?

    Because it was framed

•   What is the best day to go to the beach? 

     Sunday

•   What bow can't be tied? 

    A rainbow

And her favorite joke of all time is: How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie on it! <<<< this one had her laughing for a good 10 minutes!